A Day on a Jazzer-Cruise

At Jazzercise on Monday, Tria, our instructor, talked about the idea of a Jazzercise cruise. I've been thinking a lot about that idea this week and frankly, I think it's a winner.
Here's an imaginary schedule for the day aboard the Jazzercise Cruise ship.

 Good morning, Jazzer-Cruisers. This is your captain speaking.

Our stop at Judi's Private Island yesterday was fantastic! Sun, sand, water and drinks with little umbrellas - what could be better than that? I'm sure everyone burned a few extra calories with that Jazzercise class on the beach. Pivot turns and chasses are challenging when you're ankle deep in sand. And that G.I. Jazzer-Jane class was definitely badass. Especially that part where you took all the lifeboats off the ship and ran laps in the ocean.

Today we're at sea and here's what's on the schedule:

6 a.m.   Fit with Fara
This Personal Touch class gets you moving and energized for the day. Squat, jump, lunge and climb your way to health and fitness with Fara. (Note: Due to noise complaints from those who didn't get IN until 6 a.m., the class will no longer be permitted to do lunges through all the corridors outside the stateroom areas. The loud groaning is waking the passengers. The class will, however, be running  stairs. So get out of the way.)

11 a.m. What? It's Morning Already?
During this low-low-low impact class, you'll sit in a deck chair and barely move. Especially designed for those who complained about the go-getters in Fara's class. (Bloody Marys and ibuprofen extra.)

Noon  Lunch buffet on deck.
Build your own fabulous salad and smoothie.

1:00 What? It's Afternoon Already?
Move from the deck chair to the spa for a mani-pedi and facial.

2:00 Soul-Time
Massages and yoga on deck. Entertainment by special guest, Sara Bareilles. Namaste.

3:00 Don't Exercise, Accessorize!
Find your favorite Jazzercise merch, workout gear and accessories at our shopping mall on the Promenade Deck. Shoes! Prices slashed! Everything on Sale! Shoes!

4 - 4:30 GangPlanks
...And other core exercise.

5:00 Latin Jazzercise on Deck
Led by Inigo Montoya.

6:00 Dinner
Dine in one of our fabulous restaurants.
The Veg features a delicious and nutrient packed menu. Options for gluten-free, dairy-free, Paleo, Weight Watchers, Atkins, lacto-veggie, lacto-ovo, ovo-nuevo, fruitarian and taste-free.
DieTanic features extra everything.

7:00 Dancing with the Stars
DWTS cast includes Brad Pitt, Denzel Washington, George Clooney, Bradley Cooper, Taye Diggs and Johnny Depp.

9:00 Dance the Night Away
Join us in the Single, Single, Double Dance Club where the Jazzercise playlist will be spinning all night.

Midnight
Jazzercise Under the Stars. Followed by the Endless Chocolate and Wine Buffet.